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=== {{UL|8UFF00N's Left Hand}} ===
You've found the hand of a Freakshow swiper. On the back are the words, '8Uff00N's Left Hand' - for some reason this Freakshow made it a point to label his hand. On the front is some sort of data pad, though it isn't exactly working properly. You examine the device for a few moments before causing a garbled video to play on the display. You see the fuzzy image of [[Doc Buzzsaw]].

'''{{darkorange|Hello there! If you're reading this, it means you've taken up my, Doc Buzzsaw's, offer! Or you've beaten the life out of whoever originally took up my offer. If the latter applies, then you're in luck! If the former applies, then be careful of the latter happening! But anyway let's get down to business, shall we?}}'''

'''{{darkorange|I'm fascinated with the villain known as Shock Treatment and want to really get in there to study how her powers work! Unfortunately most of my boys can't get near her due to, well, the electricity she controls.}}'''

'''{{darkorange|I'll pay anyone handsomely if they can bring this villain in to me! Last I heard she was going to assault a charity event Longbow was running in Nerva.}}'''

Doc Buzzsaw might not be the most stable person in the Isles, but she certainly does pay well when she puts out a job. However, one thing is a bit worrisome - the back of the datapad has a tag that reads, '2 of 4' - meaning that three other people may have gotten this message! If you're going to take up Doc Buzzsaw on her offer, you'd better act fast before someone beats you to the punch.

Although...destroying a Longbow charity event in Nerva ''might'' be more enjoyable than that. You might even keep Shock Treatment along to double up on the pure destruction that can be had.

{{TipChoice|align1=Villain|choice1=Destroy the Longbow charity event with Shock Treatment.|align2=Rogue|choice2=Stop Shock Treatment and bring her to Doc Buzzsaw.}}

==== {{UL|Villain Acceptance}} ====
'''Briefing'''

Doc Buzzsaw's offer might be tempting...if it weren't for the fact that there's a perfectly good Longbow event happening that you can destroy. You could probably even make the same amount of money selling off any of the equipment you take from all those defeated Longbow. You'll just have to make sure to get there before Shock Treatment has all the fun - which is doubtful, considering just how much more powerful you are than her.

It couldn't hurt to have her along though, just to spice things up a bit.

* {{green|Disrupt Longbow's charity event!}}

You make your way to Longbow's event in Nerva. When are they going to learn that only bad things happen when they try to set things up in Nerva Archipelago?

{{Mission Objective|Entrance=The charity event is still going strong - Shock Treatment must have either gotten captured or given up. Not that it matters too much to you.|Primary=Disrupt Longbow's Charity Event!|Secondary=Rescue Shock Treatment (Optional)
** Wipe out everyone in the charity event!|Completion='''Helped Shock Treatment:''' You wiped out everyone at the charity event with the help of Shock Treatment. She's not too bad, for a clinically insane villain.

'''''Didn't Rescue Shock Treatment:''' {{missing}}''}}

'''Enemies'''
* {{Enemy Longbow}}

'''Notable NPCs'''
* [[Shock Treatment]] {{Named|Faction=Rogues Gallery|Type=Shock Treatment|Text=Boss}} (Neutral, attackable until rescued, then Ally)
* [[Miss Thystle]] {{Named|Faction=Rogues Gallery|Type=Miss Thystle|Text=Boss}} (Enemy)

{{NPC Text|title=unformatted NPC chatter -- rescued Shock Treatment|text=
[NPC] Longbow Minigun: No more shocks for you. Not for a good long time.<br />
[NPC] Shock Treatment: Grrr...you think you've got the shock?! I've got a shock for you!<br />
[NPC] Longbow Minigun: {{Character}}?!<br />
[NPC] Shock Treatment: That shock would be {{Character}}! <br />
[NPC] Shock Treatment: ...wait, {{Character}}? I'm shocked too!<br />
[NPC] Shock Treatment: Whew, thanks {{Character}}. <br />
[NPC] Hollow Point: I'm here to collect on Buzzsaw's offer, {{Character}}, and you won't get in my way!<br />
[NPC] Shock Treatment: Say, if you're not gonna hand me my head, why don't we work together on this thing? <br />
[NPC] Shock Treatment: It'll be FUN! I'll follow you!<br />
[NPC] Hollow Point: Not that I care too much about Longbow, but Buzzsaw is paying top dollar for her!<br />
[NPC] Hollow Point: Ooomph!<br />
[NPC] Hollow Point: Ugh...not this again...teleporting out!<br />
[NPC] Shock Treatment: Hold on a second!<br />
[NPC] Shock Treatment: Sorry about that, I was a little SHOCKED! <br />
[NPC] Shock Treatment: No? ...okay.<br />
[NPC] Longbow Rifleman: Stop {{Character}}! Shock Treatment is going nowhere!<br />
[NPC] Longbow Flamethrower: Relax, who would attack a charity event?<br />
[NPC] Longbow Rifleman: I've got a bad feeling about this...<br />
[NPC] Longbow Rifleman: {{Character}}, that's who!<br />
[NPC] Longbow Rifleman: I'm surprised at how much we received. Here I thought the people here in Nerva didn't like us.<br />
[NPC] Longbow Eagle: It's just a few very outspoken people, we're actually well liked by the general public.<br />
[NPC] Longbow Spec-Ops: Alright {{Character}}, just you and me, LET'S DO THIS!<br />
[NPC] Longbow Rifleman: And there's one of the outspoken people now!<br />
[NPC] Longbow Flamethrower: We'll be able to use all of these supplies to keep morale high in Agincourt.<br />
[NPC] Longbow Minigun: It's been a bit low lately with people like {{Character}} around.<br />
[NPC] Longbow Flamethrower: You just HAD to mention {{Character}}!<br />
[NPC] Miss Thystle: Hopefully none of the other villains in the Isles will see me here...<br />
[NPC] Miss Thystle: {{Character}}! This...erk...not good!<br />
[NPC] Miss Thystle: Look, I'm just helping them out for the money, I swear!!<br />
[NPC] Miss Thystle: Urgh! Why are you doing this?!<br />
[NPC] Miss Thystle: I won't be beaten...maybe...maybe this isn't JUST about the money anymore!<br />
[NPC] Miss Thystle: D-damn...<br />
}}

'''Debriefing'''

You leave the warehouse with the charity event in ruins. You'd feel bad for whoever those items were supposed to go to - if you cared, that is.

==== {{UL|Rogue Acceptance}} ====
'''Briefing'''

Payment is payment, even if it means going after another villain within the Rogue Isles. Doc Buzzsaw has been known to have a very random assortment of items lying about - getting access to this collection will lead to something that will at least be profitable.

It's just a matter of tracking down Shock Treatment before anyone else manages to get her.

* {{green|Capture Shock Treatment before anyone else can!}}

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