Talk:Mr. Caldoun

Missions:

THE FORLORN ARE GETTING AMBITIOUS

Interested parties would like some wet-works done for them, on the sly. The Forlorn are getting greedy here in the gumbo and, things as they are, there just isn't enough room for them to be around. Interested parties want me to find someone who can take care of this little problem, for a nice slice of course.

You interested?

Reply: How much we talkin'?

That's the spirit. Trust me, the reward is well worth it. You can find the Forlorn under the city in these tunnels. Interested parties would like it if you could get your hands on their medical supplies in addition to kicking their teeth in. It just wouldn't have the same impact if they could fix themselves up after you break them down.

PROTECTION RACKET

Lil' Red runs a dance hall out around the Sunken City. I know, she's crazy, but nobody ever messes with her entertainers. The way I figure it, she's in need of some protection in case something bad happens to her business. I'd like you to pay her a little visit and show her how bad it would be not to pay for that protection.

Reply: You want me to mess her up too?

No need to hurt her, just smash up her place and work over her entertainment a little. That should get the message across.

Mission: Start a racketeering ring on the Dregs

On contacting while on mission: Remember, no need to bust up Ms. Wicked's face. After all, we don't need to seem... uncivilized.

Greeting on entering mission: Ms. Wicked welcomes you into her establishment. That was her first mistake...

Ms. Wicked: I've got all kinds of amenities that you just can't find anywhere else in the gumbo. What would you like?

Reply: You look like you could use some protection.

Ms. Wicked: Protection? Oh sugarplum, I got all the protection I need from my boys...

Reply: Yeah, they aren't gonna cut it.

Ms. Wicked: I'm flattered you want to work for me, darlin', but I think I'd have better use for you as a client than another hired hand. All my boys are ready to entertain. What's your pleasure?

Reply: I don't want to work for you. I'm here to collect.

Ms. Wicked: Collect!? You tryin' to cut in on my business!?

Reply: (Bust the place up)

Ms. Wicked: Collect!? Ms. Wicked: You tryin' to cut in on my business!? Ms. Wicked: Whoever you work for ain't ever gonna find your body! Ms. Wicked: Oh, you did NOT just hit me! Ms. Wicked: I'm going to cut off your head and mount it on the wall! Ms. Wicked: How DARE you come into my place of business like this! Ms. Wicked: You touch me again and I'll turn your head into a bonnet! Ms. Wicked: Uff!

RogerWilco 15:22, 11 March 2012 (UTC)