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==== {{UL|Beat the other Contestants!}} ====
==== {{UL|Skeletons in Your Warehouse}} ====
'''Skeletons in Your Warehouse'''
 
'''Briefing'''
'''Briefing'''


It is now time for the trials to begin. This shall be the first of several competitive events that you will be used to gauge your strengths, and potentially cull the weak. Let us hope for your sake that you are not the first to be culled.
It is now time for the trials to begin. This shall be the first of several competitive events that you will be used to gauge your strengths, and potentially cull the weak. Let us hope for your sake that you are not the first to be culled.


'''Mission Acceptance'''
* {{green|That will never happen. When does this trial begin?}}


While you and the rest were avoiding the eye of Arachnos, I have put into motion all of the situations you will encounter and be judged by. You and the others will return to the impromptu training-grounds and utilize the registration terminal to begin the competition. The first to the finish line will be determined as the winner of Round One.
While you and the rest were avoiding the eye of Arachnos, I have put into motion all of the situations you will encounter and be judged by. You and the others will return to the impromptu training-grounds and utilize the registration terminal to begin the competition. The first to the finish line will be determined as the winner of Round One.
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I would highly suggest that you graced us with your presence in the Trial Ground, {{Character}}. The longer you wait, the more you have given your fellow competitors that much more headway towards the finish line.
I would highly suggest that you graced us with your presence in the Trial Ground, {{Character}}. The longer you wait, the more you have given your fellow competitors that much more headway towards the finish line.


{{Mission Objective|Entrance=You can hear various yells and explosion sounds coming from deeper inside the building. It looks like you may have gotten here too late!|Primary=Beat the other Contestants!|Secondary=|Additional=**Register at the Terminal
{{Mission Objective|Entrance=You can hear various yells and explosion sounds coming from deeper inside the building. It looks like you may have gotten here too late!|Primary=Beat the other Contestants!|Secondary=Register at the Terminal|Additional=**Trick Zephyr into following you!
**Trick Zephyr into following you!
**Stop Crosscut from getting ahead of you!
**Stop Crosscut from getting ahead of you!
**Trick Crosscut into following you!
**Trick Crosscut into following you!
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**Talk to Dr. Graves
**Talk to Dr. Graves
**QUICKLY! Use the Marker!!!
**QUICKLY! Use the Marker!!!
**Deal with the angry Skulls!|Completion=You made it to the Marker before anyone else did!<br><br>Well, officially, that is... and that's all that counts now, isn't it?}}
**Deal with the angry Skulls!|Completion=You made it to the Marker before anyone else did!<br><br>Well, officially, that is... and that's all that counts now, isn't it?|Map=VILLAIN_ACT1_ABANDONED_WAREHOUSE02}}


'''Enemies'''
'''Enemies'''
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'''Notable NPCs'''
'''Notable NPCs'''
* Dr. Graves {{Named|Faction=Hearts of Darkness|Type=Dr. Graves|Text=Ally}}
* Dr. Graves {{Named|Faction=Hearts of Darkness|Type=Dr. Graves|Text=Ally}}
* Omnicore {{Named|Faction=Hearts of Darkness|Type=Omnicore|Text=Ally}}
* [[Omnicore]] {{Named|Faction=Hearts of Darkness|Type=Omnicore|Text=Ally}}
* Zephyr {{Named|Faction=Hearts of Darkness|Type=Zephyr|Text=Ally}}
* [[Zephyr]] {{Named|Faction=Hearts of Darkness|Type=Zephyr|Text=Ally}}
* Dollface {{Named|Faction=Hearts of Darkness|Type=Dollface|Text=Ally}}
* [[Dollface]] {{Named|Faction=Hearts of Darkness|Type=Dollface|Text=Ally}}
* Crosscut {{Named|Faction=Hearts of Darkness|Type=Crosscut|Text=Ally}}
* [[Crosscut]] {{Named|Faction=Hearts of Darkness|Type=Crosscut|Text=Ally}}
* Skull Opportunist ([[Skulls]])
* Skull Opportunist ([[Skulls]])
* Skull Opportunist Leader ([[Skulls]])
* Skull Opportunist Leader ([[Skulls]])


{{NPC Text|type= villain|title=Skull dialogues|text=
{{NPC Text|title=Skulls Dialogue|type=villain|text=
'''Upon entering the mission'''
'''Before Combat:'''
:'''Skull Opportunist:''' So alls I gotta do is beat up one of these supers and I'll get the cash?
'''Combat Start:'''
:'''Skull Opportunist:''' Oh yeah... here's another one now!}}


:Skull Opportunist: So alls I gotta do is beat up one of these supers and I'll get the cash?
{{Mission Briefing|Contact=Trial Marker|Text=
:Skull Opportunist: Oh yeah... here's another one now!
'''{{darkorange|The console screen reads as follows:}}'''
 
'''Skulls fighting Crosscut'''
:Crosscut: You know, I could help you make that skull-look happen for real.
:Skull Opportunist: Is this guy for real? Okay, you are starting to freak me out...
 
:Crosscut: Oh, the scaredy-gust and {{Character}}.
:Skull Opportunist: Oh yeeeeeahh! More capes means more money!
:Crosscut: Oh, where are my manners? Skulls, {{Character}}. {{Character}}, Skulls.
:Crosscut: Please, don't let me interrupt while you guys are getting to know each other...
 
'''Skulls blocking the way'''
:Skull Opportunist: These guys ain't gonna get past us.
:Skull Opportunist: Heads up, boys! Once these capes are down, we'll split the moeny fair and square!
 
'''After interacting with the final terminal'''
:Skull Opportunist Leader: We have been doublecrossed!
:Skull Opportunist Leader: We want our money, you zombie freak!
:Skull Opportunist Leader: AND the cars!
:Skull Opportunist Leader: We ain't goin' anywhere until we get it!}}
 
{{NPC Text|title=Interaction with Trial Marker|text=
{{darkorange|The console screen reads as follows:}}


All candidates will register. Upon registration, the rules of the contest shall be provided.
All candidates will register. Upon registration, the rules of the contest shall be provided.
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* {{green|Await retinal scan.}}
* {{green|Await retinal scan.}}


{{darkorange|From the top of the terminal, a device emeres that appears to be a robotic hand with a cylindrical end point. A small hole is in the end of the cylinder which emits a small laser-dot. The robotic hand scans the dot up your face, reaching the bridge of your eyes... and keeps moving upwards past your eyes until resting directly in the center of your forehead.}}
'''{{darkorange|From the top of the terminal, a device emeres that appears to be a robotic hand with a cylindrical end point. A small hole is in the end of the cylinder which emits a small laser-dot. The robotic hand scans the dot up your face, reaching the bridge of your eyes... and keeps moving upwards past your eyes until resting directly in the center of your forehead.}}'''


* {{green|Quickly move away from the laser!}}
* {{green|Quickly move away from the laser!}}


{{darkorange|You deftly move out of the way of the dot.}}
'''{{darkorange|You deftly move out of the way of the dot.'''


{{darkorange|A split second later, they cylinder erupts forward a deadly laser blast where a moment earlier your head was. Upon the screen lists the words:}}
'''A split second later, they cylinder erupts forward a deadly laser blast where a moment earlier your head was. Upon the screen lists the words:}}'''


{{red|Analyzing Reaction Patterns}}
'''{{red|Analyzing Reaction Patterns'''


{{red|Dodge Rating: 0.32}}
'''Dodge Rating: 0.32'''


{{red|Complacency Rating: 1.25}}
'''Complacency Rating: 1.25'''


{{red|Submissiveness Rating: 5}}
'''Submissiveness Rating: 5'''


Identity Confirmed: {{Character}}.
Identity Confirmed: {{Character}}.
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* {{green|Submissiveness Rating of 5? Is that good or bad?!}}
* {{green|Submissiveness Rating of 5? Is that good or bad?!}}


{{red|Candidate Registration Accepted}}
'''{{red|Candidate Registration Accepted'''


{{red|Message from Dr. Tedd Graves directed to {{Character}}:}}
'''Message from Dr. Tedd Graves directed to {{Character}}:}}'''


{{Character}}, once again you have managed to survive this test. However, as before, do not laud yourself in victory laurels just yet. From this moment forward your task will be to reach the corresponding terminal found hidden within this compound. Once you have done so, you will enter the following code - Omega Zero Terminus.
{{Character}}, once again you have managed to survive this test. However, as before, do not laud yourself in victory laurels just yet. From this moment forward your task will be to reach the corresponding terminal found hidden within this compound. Once you have done so, you will enter the following code - Omega Zero Terminus.
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One final note: You are still under restrictions that prevent you from killing your fellow contestants. 'Accidents' will be fully investigated, and the perpetrator of those actions will be disqualified immediately with extreme prejudice.
One final note: You are still under restrictions that prevent you from killing your fellow contestants. 'Accidents' will be fully investigated, and the perpetrator of those actions will be disqualified immediately with extreme prejudice.


* {{green|Look for the other terminal before anyone else does!}}}}
* {{green|Look for the other terminal before anyone else does!}}}}}}
 
{{NPC Text|title=Zephyr dialogue|text=
'''Upon arrival'''
:Zephyr: Whoahhh!!! That zombie dude has thrown skeletons at us!
:Zephyr: Like, walking skeletons that are wearing, like, skin!


'''Upon interaction'''
{{NPC Text|title=Zephyr Dialogue|text=
'''Upon Arrival:'''
:'''Zephyr:''' Whoahhh!!! That zombie dude has thrown skeletons at us!
:'''Zephyr:''' Like, walking skeletons that are wearing, like, skin!}}


{{Mission Briefing|Contact=Zephyr|Text=
Why did it have to be skeletons? I haaaaaate skeletons!!!
Why did it have to be skeletons? I haaaaaate skeletons!!!


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* {{green|Then I'll encourage him to keep up the good work...}}}}
* {{green|Then I'll encourage him to keep up the good work...}}}}


{{NPC Text|title=Crosscut dialogue|text=
{{NPC Text|title=Crosscut Dialogue|text=
'''After defeating the Skulls'''
'''Upon Approach:'''
:Crosscut: How disappointing...
:'''Crosscut:''' You know, I could help you make that skull-look happen for real.
:Crosscut: I was hoping these ones would have lasted longer...
:'''Skull Opportunist:''' Is this guy for real? Okay, you are starting to freak me out...
 
'''Combat Start:'''
'''Upon interaction'''
:'''Crosscut:''' Oh, the scaredy-gust and {{Character}}.
:'''Skull Opportunist:''' Oh yeeeeeahh! More capes means more money!
:'''Crosscut:''' Oh, where are my manners? Skulls, {{Character}}. {{Character}}, Skulls.
:'''Crosscut:''' Please, don't let me interrupt while you guys are getting to know each other...
'''Upon Defeat of Skulls'''
:'''Crosscut:''' How disappointing...
:'''Crosscut:''' I was hoping these ones would have lasted longer...}}


{{Mission Briefing|Contact=Crosscut|Text=
I have been trying to get them to say trick or treat for the past hour, and not one of these little spookies will play along.
I have been trying to get them to say trick or treat for the past hour, and not one of these little spookies will play along.


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Can I tell you my secrets, {{Character}}? Oh please... let me breathe my secrets into your ear...
Can I tell you my secrets, {{Character}}? Oh please... let me breathe my secrets into your ear...


* {{green|If you give me the earpiece and tell me how to use it, I'll think about it.}}
* {{green|If you give me that earpiece and tell me how to use it, I'll think about it.}}


Ohhh... I will like telling them to you. Just me and you... alone... sharing my secrets with you...
Ohhh... I will like telling them to you. Just me and you... alone... sharing my secrets with you...
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Now... let me think... what secrets should I tell you? Maybe I'll tell you about the bad things I've done with seta belts? or with the doggy door? Ah... the retirement party... I've never told '''anyone''' where '''all''' of the went... yesssss... that one...
Now... let me think... what secrets should I tell you? Maybe I'll tell you about the bad things I've done with seta belts? or with the doggy door? Ah... the retirement party... I've never told '''anyone''' where '''all''' of the went... yesssss... that one...


* {{green|I said MAYBE I'll let you! Remember that, Crosscut!}}
* {{green|I said MAYBE I'll let you! Remember that, Crosscut!}}}}
 
 
'''After hacking the Intercom Override controls'''
 
{{divbox|black|Pirate transmission|Candidate Omnicore. Due to your speed in this trial, you are under suspicion of tampering with the Trial Marker.
 
You are hereby obligated to join with {{Character}} in the earlier sections of the trial grounds.


{{divbox|blackdarkgray| |Candidate Omnicore. Due to your speed in this trial, you are under suspicion of tampering with the Trial Marker.<br />
You are hereby obligated to join with {{Character}} in the earlier sections of the trial grounds.<br />
Any objections on your part will result in your disqualification. {{Character}} has no tolerance to your whining, so you had better keep your mouth shut, got it?}}
Any objections on your part will result in your disqualification. {{Character}} has no tolerance to your whining, so you had better keep your mouth shut, got it?}}


'''Omnicore, after hearing the message'''
{{NPC Text|title=Omnicore Dialogue|text=
:Omnicore: I do not know what you did to make this happen, {{Character}}...
'''Upon Approach:'''
:Omnicore: But when I find out, I will have you disqualified, then...
:'''Omnicore:''' I do not know what you did to make this happen, {{Character}}...
:Omnicore: I will kill you.}}
:'''Omnicore:''' But when I find out, I will have you disqualified, then...
:'''Omnicore:''' I will kill you.}}


{{NPC Text|title=Dr. Graves & Dollface dialogue|text=
{{NPC Text|title=Skulls Blockade Dialogue|type=villain|text=
'''Upon approach'''
'''Before Combat:'''
:'''Skull Opportunist:''' These guys ain't gonna get past us.
'''Combat Start:'''
:'''Skull Opportunist:''' Heads up, boys! Once these capes are down, we'll split the moeny fair and square!}}


:Dr. Graves: I am perplexed as to where that message came from.
{{NPC Text|title=Dr. Graves & Dollface Dialogue|text=
:Dollface: Do you think Omnicore will listen to that message?
'''Upon Approach:'''
:Dr. Graves: Well, it seems all of the other contestants have finally made it to the end.
:'''Dr. Graves:''' I am perplexed as to where that message came from.
:Dr. Graves: However, you're all too late...
:'''Dollface:''' Do you think Omnicore will listen to that message?
:Dollface: Ooooh! That's everyone else, and I got here first!
:'''Dr. Graves:''' Well, it seems all of the other contestants have finally made it to the end.
 
:'''Dr. Graves:''' However, you're all too late...
'''Upon interaction'''
:'''Dollface:''' Ooooh! That's everyone else, and I got here first!}}


{{Mission Briefing|Contact=Dr. Graves|Text=
I am here to confirm the winner of this first round, and as you are able to see, Dollface has beaten each of you to the finish line. All that is left is for the winner to register their name in the Endpoint Marker--
I am here to confirm the winner of this first round, and as you are able to see, Dollface has beaten each of you to the finish line. All that is left is for the winner to register their name in the Endpoint Marker--


* {{green|Stop right there!}}
* {{green|Stop right there!}}


I do not know what you mean accomplish by delaying the inevitable, {{Character}}, but Dollface is clearly the winner. If you attempt to stop her by force, I will respond ind kind '''and''' disqualify you from the contest.
I do not know what you mean accomplish by delaying the inevitable, {{Character}}, but Dollface is clearly the winner. If you attempt to stop her by force, I will respond in kind '''and''' disqualify you from the contest.


* {{green|I know the rules, Graves. I just wanted to congratulate her by saying 'open wide'.}}
* {{green|I know the rules, Graves. I just wanted to congratulate her by saying 'open wide'.}}
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Open wide? What foolish nonsense is--
Open wide? What foolish nonsense is--


{{darkorange|Dr. Graves looks into the direction of the speakers}}
'''{{darkorange|Dr. Graves looks into the direction of the speakers}}'''


* {{green|Sorry, but it's a secret.}}
* {{green|Sorry, but it's a secret.}}


{{divbox|black|Pirate transmission|This message is intended for all of you suckers with your silly skull facepaint.
{{divbox|blackdarkgray| |This message is intended for all of you suckers with your silly skull facepaint.<br />
 
All of the riches that you were promised will now be given to the winner of the trial at the entrance to these testing grounds.<br />
All of the riches that you were promised will now be given to the winner of the trial at the entrance to these testing grounds.
I hate to say, but you were all going to be given a new car. The winner gets to have all the cars. And a lot of money. And they get to be famous, too.<br />
 
I hate to say, but you were all going to be given a new car. The winner gets to have all the cars. And a lot of money. And the get to be famous, too.
 
Tough luck, suckers!}}
Tough luck, suckers!}}


'''Dollface, after hearing the message'''
{{NPC Text|title=Dollface Dialogue|text=
:Dollface: How interesting...
'''Dollface:''' How interesting...<br/>
:Dollface: Winner? That's ME!!!
'''Dollface:''' Winner? That's ME!!!}}
:Dollface: I'm going to go get ALL of my new cars!


{{darkorange|Dr. Graves quickly looks at Dollface.}}
'''{{darkorange|Dr. Graves quickly looks at Dollface.}}'''


* {{green|Wow... looks like you get a lot of cars, Dollface! You'd better hurry and get them!}}
* {{green|Wow... looks like you get a lot of cars, Dollface! You'd better hurry and get them!}}
{{NPC Text|title=Dollface Dialogue|text='''Dollface:''' I'm going to go get ALL of my new cars!}}


I had no involvement with that message in any way or form!
I had no involvement with that message in any way or form!


{{darkorange|Dr. Graves turns his eyes upon you.}}
'''{{darkorange|Dr. Graves turns his eyes upon you.}}'''


However, I have a good mind as to who might be responsible for that highly coincidental announcement.
However, I have a good mind as to who might be responsible for that highly coincidental announcement.
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* {{green|I'd love to hear your thoughts. But first, I'm going to win.}}}}
* {{green|I'd love to hear your thoughts. But first, I'm going to win.}}}}


{{NPC Text|title=Interaction with Final Checkpoint Marker|text=
{{Mission Briefing|Contact=Final Checkpoint Marker|Text=
{{darkorange|The terminal has only one line blinking on the screen.}}
'''{{darkorange|The terminal has only one line blinking on the screen.}}'''


Enter Victory Code.
Enter Victory Code.
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* {{green|TYPE: Omega Zero Terminus}}
* {{green|TYPE: Omega Zero Terminus}}


{{darkorange|The screen pauses for a moment then displays the following:}}
'''{{darkorange|The screen pauses for a moment then displays the following:}}'''


{{red|Round One Victor:}}
{{red|Round One Victor:}}
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* {{green|Looks like the round is over, Graves.}}}}
* {{green|Looks like the round is over, Graves.}}}}
{{NPC Text|title=Skulls Dialogue|type=villain|text=
'''Combat Start:'''
:'''Skull Opportunist Leader:''' We have been doublecrossed!
:'''Skull Opportunist Leader:''' We want our money, you zombie freak!
:'''Skull Opportunist Leader:''' AND the cars!
:'''Skull Opportunist Leader:''' We ain't goin' anywhere until we get it!}}


'''Debriefing'''
'''Debriefing'''


To say that I am infuriated by the manner in which you stole the victory from under the clear winner is... well, we'kk just say that's an understatement.
To say that I am infuriated by the manner in which you stole the victory from under the clear winner is... well, we'll just say that's an understatement.


I was looking forward to the look on your face when I told you that you had been disqualified.
I was looking forward to the look on your face when I told you that you had been disqualified.
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...
...


However, it would seem our benefactor has deemed your actions withing bounds of the contest. Therefore, as much as it pains me to say - you have officially won the first round, {{Character}}<noinclude>[[Category:Dr. Graves Missions]]</noinclude>
However, it would seem our benefactor has deemed your actions within bounds of the contest. Therefore, as much as it pains me to say - you have officially won the first round, {{Character}}<noinclude>[[Category:Dr. Graves Missions]]</noinclude>

Latest revision as of 03:24, 18 August 2014

Skeletons in Your Warehouse

Briefing

It is now time for the trials to begin. This shall be the first of several competitive events that you will be used to gauge your strengths, and potentially cull the weak. Let us hope for your sake that you are not the first to be culled.

  • That will never happen. When does this trial begin?

While you and the rest were avoiding the eye of Arachnos, I have put into motion all of the situations you will encounter and be judged by. You and the others will return to the impromptu training-grounds and utilize the registration terminal to begin the competition. The first to the finish line will be determined as the winner of Round One.

Oh, and you may wish to hurry. For you see, the competition has already begun...

Unnecessary Solicitation

I would highly suggest that you graced us with your presence in the Trial Ground, Character. The longer you wait, the more you have given your fellow competitors that much more headway towards the finish line.

Mission Objective(s)

File:Map VILLAIN ACT1 ABANDONED WAREHOUSE02.png
Map: VILLAIN_ACT1_ABANDONED_WAREHOUSE02

You can hear various yells and explosion sounds coming from deeper inside the building. It looks like you may have gotten here too late!

  • Beat the other Contestants!
    • Register at the Terminal
    • Trick Zephyr into following you!
    • Stop Crosscut from getting ahead of you!
    • Trick Crosscut into following you!
    • Get the Intercom Override controls
    • Fight the Skull blockade
    • Find the Marker before the others do!
    • Talk to Dr. Graves
    • QUICKLY! Use the Marker!!!
    • Deal with the angry Skulls!

You made it to the Marker before anyone else did!

Well, officially, that is... and that's all that counts now, isn't it?

Enemies

Skulls

Notable NPCs

Trial Marker
Briefing

The console screen reads as follows:

All candidates will register. Upon registration, the rules of the contest shall be provided.

The candidates will remains till for retinal scan.

  • Await retinal scan.

From the top of the terminal, a device emeres that appears to be a robotic hand with a cylindrical end point. A small hole is in the end of the cylinder which emits a small laser-dot. The robotic hand scans the dot up your face, reaching the bridge of your eyes... and keeps moving upwards past your eyes until resting directly in the center of your forehead.

  • Quickly move away from the laser!

You deftly move out of the way of the dot.

A split second later, they cylinder erupts forward a deadly laser blast where a moment earlier your head was. Upon the screen lists the words:

Analyzing Reaction Patterns

Dodge Rating: 0.32

Complacency Rating: 1.25

Submissiveness Rating: 5

Identity Confirmed: Character.

  • Submissiveness Rating of 5? Is that good or bad?!

Candidate Registration Accepted

Message from Dr. Tedd Graves directed to Character:

Character, once again you have managed to survive this test. However, as before, do not laud yourself in victory laurels just yet. From this moment forward your task will be to reach the corresponding terminal found hidden within this compound. Once you have done so, you will enter the following code - Omega Zero Terminus.

  • Memorize the code.

The trial will be judges by our benefactor through hidden eyes. You will be judged not only ny what place you reach the end, but also by what means you take to reach the end.

One final note: You are still under restrictions that prevent you from killing your fellow contestants. 'Accidents' will be fully investigated, and the perpetrator of those actions will be disqualified immediately with extreme prejudice.

  • Look for the other terminal before anyone else does!
Briefing

Why did it have to be skeletons? I haaaaaate skeletons!!!

Ummm... can I stick around near you?

  • You can't be serious, Zephyr. They're not even really skeletons, you know.

I don't care, man! When I, uh, made my, um, first body - yeah, that's it - I, uh, forgot to make a skeleton for it, right? So then I -- don't laugh at me!

Crosscut laughed at me and, man, I tell you... that was even creepier than these skeleton guys!

  • You're seriously afraid of skeletons? That is the most ridiculous thi --

Look, man. If you keep making fun of me for that, I'll go back and hang out next to Crosscut. But since he's further ahead of you, it looks like you'll have to beat BOTH of us, okay?

On the other hand, you can shut up with the mocking and I'll chill out with you... giving you a better chance of winning this round... see where I'm going with this?

  • Hmmm... very well. You say Crosscut was up ahead?

Yeah, he was just around the corner fighting some of those skeleton dudes. He didn't really seem like he was in a rush, though. To be honest, I think he was more interested in playing with them than actually winning this round.

  • Then I'll encourage him to keep up the good work...
Briefing

I have been trying to get them to say trick or treat for the past hour, and not one of these little spookies will play along.

Now what ever I am to do with my little trick I had planned for them?

  • I'm afraid to ask, but what was this trick?

I have this earpiece that lets me talk over the unused intercom system. It's like the little bird that sits on your windowsill that you tell all of your secrets to.

But this little bird tells your secrets to everyone here. My trick was to tell everyone my secrets... some of my dirty, dirty secrets...

Can I tell you my secrets, Character? Oh please... let me breathe my secrets into your ear...

  • If you give me that earpiece and tell me how to use it, I'll think about it.

Ohhh... I will like telling them to you. Just me and you... alone... sharing my secrets with you...

Here is the earpiece. All you do is say your secrets into the mic. Then, when you think it's the perfect time to drip your secrets inside everyone, you just say - 'Open Wide'. You will first need to override the system, but that should be easy enough.

Now... let me think... what secrets should I tell you? Maybe I'll tell you about the bad things I've done with seta belts? or with the doggy door? Ah... the retirement party... I've never told anyone where all of the went... yesssss... that one...

  • I said MAYBE I'll let you! Remember that, Crosscut!
Briefing

I am here to confirm the winner of this first round, and as you are able to see, Dollface has beaten each of you to the finish line. All that is left is for the winner to register their name in the Endpoint Marker--

  • Stop right there!

I do not know what you mean accomplish by delaying the inevitable, Character, but Dollface is clearly the winner. If you attempt to stop her by force, I will respond in kind and disqualify you from the contest.

  • I know the rules, Graves. I just wanted to congratulate her by saying 'open wide'.

Open wide? What foolish nonsense is--

Dr. Graves looks into the direction of the speakers

  • Sorry, but it's a secret.

Dr. Graves quickly looks at Dollface.

  • Wow... looks like you get a lot of cars, Dollface! You'd better hurry and get them!

I had no involvement with that message in any way or form!

Dr. Graves turns his eyes upon you.

However, I have a good mind as to who might be responsible for that highly coincidental announcement.

  • I'd love to hear your thoughts. But first, I'm going to win.
Final Checkpoint Marker
Briefing

The terminal has only one line blinking on the screen.

Enter Victory Code.

  • TYPE: Omega Zero Terminus

The screen pauses for a moment then displays the following:

Round One Victor:

Character

  • Looks like the round is over, Graves.

Debriefing

To say that I am infuriated by the manner in which you stole the victory from under the clear winner is... well, we'll just say that's an understatement.

I was looking forward to the look on your face when I told you that you had been disqualified.

...

However, it would seem our benefactor has deemed your actions within bounds of the contest. Therefore, as much as it pains me to say - you have officially won the first round, Character